I now have 5 bales for planting, one older bale that was pulled from compost pile protection duty (now planted with trailing squashes) , 2 older bales that were starting compost pile duty (and I struggled to tip over end to end to their new site), and 2 fresh bales that hopefully have aged enough to support plants. The latter are yet to be planted.

The premise behind straw bales is excellent -- start the straw decomposing, whether with ammonium nitrate or compost tea or rain water. Dig out a spot to put in potting soil or compost, plant, and proceed to keep the bale moist and nutrient-rich, with added nutrients, compost tea, slow-release fertilizers, or even inoculations of mycorrhizal fungi.
And, then plant, either in an excavated hole filled with compost or potting mix, or simply poking a transplant between the straw. I'm opting for the former, even though straw bales are really just a form of hydroponic gardening.